Doc Love Archive Dating Advice for Men

We're happy to present dating advice for men from Doc Love. Doc Love is a talk show host and entertainment speaker who coaches men in his seminars. For the past 30 years he has asked thousands of women, "Why do you stay with one man versus another?"

Would James Caan Buy Everything She Tells Him?
What have I told you guys a million times about 18 to 22-year-olds? The word, in case you forgot it, is TROUBLE.

How Does OJ React When A Babe Slaps Him?
When she takes a swing at you, you take a walk.

Would Mick Jagger Have A Problem If She Cheated?
If you don’t go in slowly, your destiny is to lose her.

Did Jimi Hendrix Ever Dream About The One Who Got Away?
If they’re going to move away later, don’t fall in love.

How Does Jesse Metcalfe Deal With Long-Gone Girlfriends?
You get one shot per girl per lifetime.

How Does Prince React When She Tells Him About Her Ex?
Once they stray, it's adios, baby.

How Does 50 Cent Deal With Blockers?
If you're not going to ask for the home phone number, why are you talking to her?

Does David Lee Roth Ever Tell A Babe He's Out Of Work?
It's hard to work girls when you don’t have any moolah.

Does Pam Tell Tommy She Still Loves Him?
If they live with someone else, they don’t care for you.

How Does Matt Dillon Handle The Waitress?
Now when a girl gives you any kind of buying signals, you’re supposed to ask for the home phone number.

Should Nick Ever Take Jessica Back?
So why would you go out and have coffee with a girl who told you that her Interest Level was in the nether regions...

What Does Ted Turner Do When She Won’t Talk?
...it takes two people to have a conversation and you have her mixed up with somebody who wants to communicate.

Does Anne Hathaway Ever Change Her Mind About A Guy?
Remember, guys: the key to women is not charging in.

How Does Julio Iglesias Handle Her When She Yells At Him?
You're not here to make this girl happy, buddy. You're here to raise Interest Level.

How Long Did Richie Sambora Wait Before He Moved In?
Like my cousin Sal "The Fish" Love says, "Man, anytime a babe uses the word 'space,' you're in deep trouble."

Does Pierce Brosnan Ever Rib His Wife About Her Weight?
Like my cousin Fast Eddie Love says, "When you make fun of a babe's body, you're either stupid or you're looking to get dumped."

Does Nick Lachey Ever Criticize His Dates?
Of course Michelle doesn't want you telling her what to do. Can you blame her? She hit it right on the head when she told you to take a hike.

Is Kiefer Sutherland Ever Afraid To Go In For The Kiss?
See, what you guys don’t realize is that when you put a little bee in a girl’s bonnet, she’s going to look at it, play with it, and attack it from 50,000 different angles. And like my cousin General Love says, “Before you know what hit you, you’re in trouble.”

Do Girls Ever Distance Themselves From Usher?
Natasha was all over me Saturday night, but she wouldn’t even phone me back when I called her. Today when we saw each other in school she was a little awkward around me and she stayed close to her friends a lot more than usual.

Does Dennis Rodman Ever Get Hung Up On His Exes?
...she told me “I was never in love with you. I think you are a great guy and I want you as my friend. Maybe sometime down the line we can get back together.”

How Does Fabio Handle It When She Starts Talking To Another Guy?
At the end of the day, Guy, your expectations were way too high. Just because a woman talks to you for a half-hour doesn’t mean anything. Remember that – it means nothing. Absolutely nothing.

Does John Stamos Make Them Feel Safe And Secure?
To you Psych majors, insecure women hate Challenge. But a self-reliant woman with a good attitude loves Challenge. So "The System" protects guys by weeding out the women who aren't good enough, the numbers with too many scars and baggage.

Does Denzel Ever Fall For Another Babe?
You want Gina to be "honest" with you? She doesn't care if she steals a guy with a long-term steady girlfriend and you're worried about honesty? That's like trying to turn a tiger into a housecat or asking Hugh Hefner to stay away from 19-year-olds.

How Does Hugh Hefner Handle All Those Young Babes?
I have no doubt whatsoever that you find Jami very attractive, my friend. And that makes two of you - you and the U.S. Army. How should you handle it now? Disappear. It's your only hope. What would Cary Grant do in your position? Mostly the opposite of what you've been doing.

Does Julia Roberts Use "The System?"
Forget the urge to talk about the future or your precious feelings, Ellis. Just sit back and enjoy the trip. This babe's about as perfect as they come. Like my cousin Fast Eddie Love says, "You got any idea how many guys in America would like to date this girl?"

Would Tyra Banks Ever Pick Up The Tab?
What should I do, Doc? She does kiss and seem to enjoy it, but then again Anna Nicole Smith married an 87-year-old guy. Although she has talked about the future and invited herself over to help me paint my condo, her other behavior strikes me as odd.

Did Howard Hughes Ever Have Trouble Getting A Date?
It can be hard to keep up in conversations, and I think they pick up on how "different" I am. I'm a decent-looking fellow, and I've had some rather pretty girls flirt with me, but I don't have the Confidence to use your techniques because I'm not sure they would work for someone like me.

Are Charlie Sheen And Denise Richards On Or Off?
I didn't leave Meg for no reason. Her bitchiness and flirting got to me. But when I see her act all sweet and loving, I start wondering whether I made the right decision.

Do Women Always Call Colin Farrell Back?
I've tried "The System" off and on for over a year -- and invariably I'm happy when I use it, and unhappy when I don't! The main difficulty I have is with phone calls, specifically, trying to catch the women at home.

Would George Clooney Ever Give Away His Love Strategies?
If she concludes, "I hate to admit it, but this Doc Love is right on as far as dating goes," then you got yourself a potential keeper. But if she doesn't get it, she's going to be brutal to deal with.

How Does Jack Nicholson Get Rid Of Them?
My problem is that Aimee always tries to blame someone else (mostly me) for anything and everything bad that happens to her. And boy-oh-boy, she complains and whines like a little baby.