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Hi Hector,
Destiny’s 21 and
you’re 30? Right off the bat you’re in TROUBLE, man. Remember what
I’ve told you about a million times before? When they’re 18 to 22
they’re nothing but TROUBLE. But you’ve just discovered me so you
have an excuse. If you’re 30, you should be with a 27- to 30-year-old.
Now if Destiny wants to see her ex and meet new guys, right there she
was telling you loud and clear that you’re out FOREVER. Gee, it was nice
of you to tell the girl that she could do what she wanted. You mean as if she
wouldn’t anyway? You mean you gave her permission? Think about it now:
this girl is not interested in you and you’re giving her permission to do
what she wants. I smell a little bit of Macho Boy in you, Hector.
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When Destiny was all over you, you still
shouldn’t have signed that so-called virtual contract. When you did, you
completely gave away CHALLENGE.
Then she traveled all the way to
Russia. Long-distance relationships don’t work, my friend. There’s no
other way to say it. And like my cousin Sal “the Fish” Love says,
“She was sorry she had to go, but not sorry enough to stay.”
Sure you were the happiest man alive when she said you’d be together
forever – temporarily. And don’t forget, like my cousin Brother Love
down in Watts says, “Yo, dawg, if she couldn’t live without you, she
wouldn’t be in Russia.”
When she came back stateside,
Destiny didn’t completely change. You’re going out with a baby.
She’s 21, dude. And by the way, Quasimodo, you shouldn’t be touching
this girl anyway,
Destiny can’t fall in love with you again. Once
Interest Level drops below 50%, you’re OUT, guy. You waited a whole week
before you got in touch with her? Wow – what Self-Control! Hector, you
should have waited a year. And you should have erased her e-mails and not
talked to her until she was banging on your door and begging on her knees to
see you.
Now let me get this straight. After Destiny told you that she
needed to travel, date a million guys, wanted nothing to do with you ever
again, and warned you that she was going to be unfaithful, you mean it still
didn’t sink in that you were dumped? I guess she wasn’t obvious
enough. She was just kind of beating around the bush, right?
Listen to
Destiny’s own words: when she got what she wanted, she lost all interest.
To you Psych majors, when you’re an open book, predictable and too
available, they all lose interest.
But you were big enough to forgive
Destiny for cheating on you. How on earth do you forgive someone for cheating
on you? It’s impossible. Know why? To forgive and forget are the same
things, and you will never forget what she did. And if she did take you back,
four to six months down the line you’d be thinking about what she did over
and over and over again. Like the great Doctor Freud once said, “Some
things never stop preying on your mind.” And like my cousin Rabbi Love
says, “Unless a woman is loyal, she’s worthless.”
You
were head over heels in love, Hector – she wasn’t. She’s just a
little girl fooling around with as many guys as possible. Now you know what she
volunteered to do in Russia – kiss another guy! And like my cousin Fast
Eddie Love from East L.A. says, “Just think – the new guy is on the
other side of the world and he’s ahead of you!”
What did you
do wrong? Everything. You came on too heavy too fast and you gave away the
store like 90% of the men out there.
Yes, Interest Level is the same
as love. At one time this girl had high Interest Level in you, but you blew it
by being too mushy.
Hector, you should have found me sooner and
memorized my materials. Now it’s too late. But you’ll be better
prepared to deal with the next girl.
Finally, like my cousin General
Love says, “Love didn’t die quickly. It died in Russia.”
Remember, guys: if you don’t go in slowly, your destiny is to
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