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Hi Marat,
If you know that "The
System" works, why in the world are you fighting it? If you go six months
following my rules and everything is right, why would you change the order of
things? What is it you don't trust about my principles? Do you have to go out
and test them, is that your problem? Are you out to find your own way of doing
things? Do you want to prove me wrong? I may not be 100% right, but NO ONE
COMES CLOSER THAN I DO. I bat 98.7%.
Guy, one question you
should be asking yourself is exactly where Heather is when you call her at all
different times of night and day and she doesn't pick up. Now think about this.
You got Heather's home phone number and every time you call her she's not
there. Yet she's carrying a phone around with her and you have that number. Why
aren't you calling her cell phone? You already played the other hand and it
hasn't worked. You're lucky enough to have a cell phone as backup, so what are
you waiting for?
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Marat, all you have to do is phone a girl on
Wednesday or Thursday, and set up a date for Monday or Tuesday night. That's
all there is to it -- simple.
So, Heather gave you a squeeze. Wow. I'm
knocked out. Seriously, I don't know why you guys get off on hugging. I've got
an aunt who's 93. She's a great lady. When we get together we hug. Dig? So I
wouldn't place too much stock in it. But if a girl pulls you in like that on a
date, go for a kiss on the lips. If you can't pull that off, go for a kiss on
the cheek. Let's press the issue here. (Unless of course the woman owns
the company you work for, then you don't try to kiss her -- obviously.)
So, you feel Heather has real potential. Why? You know nothing about
this woman, dude. You're going out with a complete stranger. You're dishing out
all this praise just because she did a couple of right things? Boy, I'd love to
be student in your class! To you Psych majors; she's got no time in.
Tell me in six months that you trust her - then we're talking about something.
And she's Flexible and Giving to boot. How do you know that, Marat?
You're just dying to give this woman accolades, aren't you? Which means your
Interest Level is way up in the nineties. Unfortunately, that's not what
counts. As my cousin Sal "The Fish" Love says, "It's better not to adore
them."
Why didn't you call Heather at 10 a.m. and 4 p.m. and 9 p.m.
instead of banging on your redial button right after you called her the first
time? The times you phoned were way too close together. If she sees your number
come up on her caller ID she's going to think to herself, "Look at this guy -
he went berserk! What did he do - have 16 cups of espresso and hit the phone
lines? Or is he that desperate?"
Then you go and break a cardinal rule
by leaving a message, but you don't leave a number to help Heather to call you
back. Really slick, man. Like my Uncle Jethro Love would say, "I'd never want
to go hunting with you or Mister Cheney!"
If you know that leaving a
message is against my principles, why on earth did you do it? In other words,
pal, you can teach my techniques, but you can't implement them. Does that make
any sense? You can get up on a podium and teach "telephone blunders" to 200
guys in a seminar, but you can't avoid making them yourself. Intellectually,
you know what to do, but you can't pull if off yourself. Know why? Like my
cousin Fast Eddie Love says, "Because you're whipped!"
Have you already
blown it with Heather? Well, as they say at the racetrack, "It's a lock!"
Marat, I'm curious to hear your answers to Heather's questions. Did you
get a big laugh out of her like you're supposed to? When she asked, "Have you
been married," you should have said, "I'm married right now," and watched her
jump out of her seat. And then I hope you said, "Tell you what, we're going to
be one big happy family - you, me and my three wives up in Idaho!"
If
Heather could tell you were interested in her on your date, then you weren't
cool at all. Go and watch Steve McQueen in The Getaway and
Bullitt. That's what cool really is. It's not who you like, man - it's
who the woman wants. So you got it all backwards. Are you sure you got the
right book?
The value of having lots of girls' phone numbers is
explained in the Dating Dictionary. It's like playing poker with a
strong hand. You have to study my book and get your act together. Then you have
to be going through girls like water through a rainspout. You want to be
shuffling three to five girls at any one time. As Doctor Freud once said, "The
biology lab first, then field work." You have to go back and forth from book to
practice until you get smarter and more aware.
Marat, Marat, Marat -
the whole idea is to apply "The System" to this Beautiful Woman! This is
where DISCIPLINE comes in. Like my cousin General Love says, "You want to be a
Marine on the dating battlefield? You gotta toughen up, son!"
What does
seeing my techniques work on women you haven't pursued have to do with
anything? Of course they work! Why don't we talk about the color of your grass?
Is it green or gray?
You have to go to the library on Sundays, get
jacked on coffee, turn off the cell phone, and pull out your magic marker and
STUDY. Pretend you're taking the state bar exam next week. You have to have my
material MEMORIZED. Do it for four straight Sundays. You have a long way to go,
my friend. You're doing some things right, but you're giving this girl way too
much credit and she worked you. Don't be so quick to give away the store.
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